Groom's Greatest Hits
The groom loves to portray this popular children's book figure during the holiday season.
Who is the Grinch?
This leading lady had a queer surprise up her sleeve in the final act.
Who is Madison Peters?
"I have to stop wearing this shoot pool not people shirt."
Who is Alex Demeter?
IPA stands for this.
What is India Pale Ale?
Neither the Styx, nor the Nile, this body of water is central to the Biblical storyline, marking Israel's entrance into the promised land.
What is the Jordan river?
The former bachelor's drink of choice while wrapping up at weddings. Sure to send a weaker man straight to the hospital!
What is flower water?
What is the Birther Scandal?
"David is dating a black woman."
Who is Alex Demeter?
While not a universal favorite, this beer scored the highest in several boobie's blind taste tests.
What is Coors Light?
Don't touch me! I'm sterile! This Roman governor of Judea insisted upon washing his hands of his guilt.
Who is Pontius Pilate?
Capricorns be damned! Having a birthday on the 21st of December, this star sign belonging to the groom sits on the very last day of the season.
What is Sagittarius?
Love on the spectrum? This lucky lady dated one of the boobies for but a moment, revealing a shocking, yet inclusive, attraction.
Who is Courtney Stone?
"Sounds like we got some knee caps to bust."
Who is Mattheu Cross?
The title of this classic, crowd pleasing drinking game utilizes an opening chant of the same name.
What is Rage Cage?
Who is Ruth?
It crumpled not once, but twice under pressure. The groom just couldn't be stopped. Or stop short.
What is the Nissan Sentra?
Hibachi hi-jinx were no match for the surprise encounter the groom had with this former special someone.
Who is Liberty Anglin?
"Now my pp feels congested."
Who is Bryan Brown?
Famous for his "Cold Cases" content, Cayson Ehlinger drank an entire case of this beer in an attempt to solve the JFK assassination.
What is Fat Tire Ale?
Queen Esther reigned over 127 provinces of Persia. The only other time this number appears in the Tanakh counts the lifespan of this famous matriarch.
Who is Sarai/Sarah?
Longer than a year, shorter than two, before meeting Zoë, the groom's previous relationship lasted exactly this many days.
What is 445 days?
If two seconds ago was right now, this many seconds in the future was two seconds ago, according to a very special thinker.
What is four?
"The lobster's got a view."
What is Scotland?
The holiday named after the famous "casting of lots" in the Bible story of near-annihilation from the Achaemenid Dynasty.
What is Purim?