Thanksgiving 2016
Kirsten & Co.
(Reasonably Fair) Sports
Lights, Camera, Action
Xmas Thesaurus Abuse
100
Anthony gave Jackie’s dessert this new name.
What is Cherry Implosion?
100
She’s her own white knight.
Who is Leslie?
100
This team had Torkildsons in attendance for their Perfect Game.
Who are the SF Giants?
100
Dad projected scenes from this 80s Campy Horror film at Rose’s 30th.
What is Killer Klowns from Outer Space?
100
It’s starting to strongly resemble this time of year.
What is It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas?
200
The DVD we watched in the evening after Thanksgiving Dinner.
What is Babes in Toyland?
200
She #wasntheretostopme
Who is Tiana?
200
This sport, that involves a Quaffle, is more likely to air on the Hogwarts channel than on ESPN.
What is Quidditch?
200
Anthony forced everyone to watch this carnivorous horror film one Christmas.
What is The Meateater?
200
Virgin Mother, have you been aware your offspring will inevitably travel unconventionally via the aqueduct?
What is Mary, Did you Know?
300
The only non-family member at the dinner table.
Who is Judy?
300
Stood in line at Russian River to get Anthony and Jenny sour beer.
Who is KT?
300
This Spurs legend had his jersey retired one week before Christmas.
Who is Tim Duncan?
300
Mom once paid $10 to rent this “Christmas” movie when Rose wanted to watch it.
What is Die Hard?
300
Possess a happy diminutive Christmas of your own, create the festival to be happy. Here on out our predicaments will be outside the vicinity.
What is Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas?
400
The visit to Target took two hours because of two customers with this number of cell phones combined.
What is 11?
400
Radames.
Who is Nick?
400
The college football team Mom supports, regardless of if she knows what's going on.
Who are the Miami Hurricanes?
400
The Torkildson siblings were almost the only ones in the theater for this 2007 musical featuring John Travolta.
What is Hairspray?
400
It’s not complex: I’m sharing in a fantastic Christmas period.
What is Wonderful Christmastime?
500
The reason dinner started 45 minutes late.
What is The Turkey not Being Done?
500
Kirsten’s HS friend most likely greet us with “Aloha.”
Who is Liz?
500
In this deceptively dangerous sport, you risk breaking your pinkie if you get your hand caught in your pocket.
What is volleyball?
500
How long “Miss Pettigrew Lives For”.
What is “a Day”?
500
What kid was placed to nap here, snoozing on the Virgin Mother’s person?
What is What Child is This?
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