Who's that Pokemon?
What does the guy in the mirror do?
Mimikyu
Ash
Dragonite. It's her favorite.
This pokemon likes to be pet, but not a lot
Petilil
This Pokemon bounces around on its tail. The shock of its bouncing makes its heart pump. As a result, this Pokémon cannot afford to stop bouncing—if it stops, its heart will stop.
Spoink
Fire Pokemon
Yes, they were caught insider trading
Professor Ivy after a workout
Ivysaur
Gaston
Exeggcute because he eats 5 dozen eggs
This Pokemon is the first Pokemon
Rhydon
if anyone said Rhydon deez nutz they get the points instead
Each of them carries a mask that used to be its face when it was human. Sometimes they look at it and cry.
Yamask
Steel Pokemon
Team Rocket
Why was Toad invited to hang out with us?
Toedscool
Chi-chi
Mr. Mime. Cause Goku is as present as Ash's dad.
This pokemon is very supportive
Abra
It attaches silk to its prey and sets it free. Later, it tracks the silk to the prey and its friends.
Ariados
Water Pokemon
The polycule committed a deadly sin
Poliwrath
A Silly Rabbit
Decidueye (because Dartrix are for kids)
This pokemon was arrested for killing a child in a drive-by
Capsakid
DOUBLE JEOPARDY
From the hollows in its arms, it fires the bones of its victims, which are all dried up after being drained of their vitality.
Palossand
Electric Pokemon
No we use the lethal injection method now
How is Zeus's wife feeling when Zeus cheats on her?
Heracross
Elon Musk
Agumon
Machop chops, Machoke chokes, Munchlax munches, Snorlax snores. What does Magikarp do?
His best.
It gazes at the stars to predict the future. It acts somewhat detached because it has seen the end of all existence.
Ground Pokemon
No TV, No Switch, No Phone. Go to your room and think about what you did.