Christianese
This phrase will immediately release a believer from guilt after saying something terrible about a fellow believer
What is "Bless his/her heart"?
Money is the root of all evil.
What is 1 Timothy 6:10 ?
What your grandma says when you ask her how she is going?
What is "I'm blessed and highly favored"?
Saved a wretch like me
What is "Amazing Grace"?
When a young man and woman sit next to one another in church, there should be a gap in between them known as this.
What is "Room for the Holy Spirit"?
This word is Hebrew for "Praise the Lord".
What is Hallelujah?
When pitching a new idea or strategy, this phrase will ensure that if anyone questions the validity of the idea, they will in fact be questioning God Himself.
What is "God laid it on my heart"?
Finish the rest, When Grandma say, "He may not come when you want Him...
What is "But He's always on time"?
I've had some good days, I've had some bad days...
Finish the quote, Kissing will get you...
What is "Kissing will get you pregnant"?
If God will bring you to it, He will also do this.
What is "Bring you through it"?
God will never give you more than you can handle.
What is "1 Corinthians 10:13"?
What Grandma rubs on you while praying for you
What is "Holy Oil" or "Caster Oil"?
It reaches to the highest mountain
It flows to the lowest valley
On the first date, What did God tell you about me?
What is "God told me you were my wife/husband"?
This three-word phrase is the most common way Christians pray for the safety of their loved ones when traveling.
What is a "HEDGE OF PROTECTION"
Pride comes before a fall
What is "Proverbs 16:18"?
You can find this in Grandma's purse and it cures your cough or hunger pangs from being in church all day
What is"peppermint candy"?
Trouble in my way, I have to cry sometime,
I lay awake at night, but that's alright(That's alright)
What is "Gospel Ship (Take Trip)"?
Finish the pick up line, Somebody better call God...
What is "Because heaven must be missing an angel"?
"Let me _______ about it" is a common Christian response when someone asks you to do something you're not sure about.
What is "Let me PRAY about it?"
"Spare the rod, spoil the child,"
What is "Proverbs 13:24"?
You are naked if you don't wear this with your dress/skit
What is a "slip' or "pantyhose"?
He taught me how to watch, fight and pray, fight and pray, And live rejoicing every, everyday
What is "Oh, Happy Day"?
What is your response when your new date texts at 10PM asking what you are wearing?
What is "The full amour of God"?