this has a neck but no head
a bottle
Why do cats make good warriors
Because they’ve got nine lives
What is more useful when it is broken?
An egg.
I add 5 to 9 and get 2. The answer is correct, so what am I?
A clock. When it is 9 a.m., adding 5 hours would make it 2 p.m.
I sometimes run, but I can’t walk. What am I?
A nose
What gets smaller every time it takes a bath?
Soap
I have a neck, but no head. I have two arms, but no hands. What am I?
A shirt
I am easy to lift, but hard to throw. What am I?
A feather.
Rachel goes to the supermarket and buys 10 tomatoes. Unfortunately, on the way back home, all but 9 get ruined. How many tomatoes are left in a good condition?
9
Who has married many women but was never married?
The priest.
I'm not a blanket, yet I cover the ground; a crystal from heaven that doesn't make a sound. What am I?
Snowflake
What comes down but never goes up
Rain
Which fish costs the most?
A goldfish.
If you multiply this number by any other number, the answer will always be the same. What number is this?
Zero
Forward, I am heavy; backward, I am not. What am I?
Ton.
I'm sweet and cold with a stick to hold; a treat on a hot day, worth more than gold. What am I?
Popsicle
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps.
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed for three nights and rode out on Friday. How is this possible?
His horse's name is Friday.
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly
What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?
Your left hand.
What has a head but no brain
Lettuce
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle and _____?
David
If 2 is company and 3 is a crowd, what are 4 and 5?
9
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
What has four fingers and a thumb, but is not living?
A glove