When your s/o is a little fruity
Gay Bae
This cartoon monkey and this Ocean's Eleven actor
Curious George Clooney
Mint, White Rum, Lime juice, simple syrup, and club soda
Mojito
Smoking that ganga with Lyn & Rob
Hunt Blunt
#24 on the Lakers and Walter White
Kobe Bryant(Brian) Cranston
Pineapple juice, Coconut cream, Light rum
Pina Colada
RuPaul tears an organ near her ribcage
Queen Spleen
The Office, and this recording producer for the likes of Beyonce and Dr. Dre
Micheal Scott Storch
Sparkling wine, orange juice, and maybe a splash of liqueur
Mimosa
This oh so good hot pressed sandwich and a two piece woman's bathing suit
Panini Tankini
This 60's singer songwriter and this NBA player that "pokes bears"
Bob Dylan Brooks
apple, orange, brown sugar, orange juice, brandy, dry Spanish red wine, Ice
Sangria
These Yamaka wearing bastards in those seats in the synagogue
Jews Pews
This Chiefs TE and this actor in a Christmas Carol
Travis Kelce Grammer
gin, lemon juice, simple syrup, and club soda.
Tom Collins