what is dorene's favorite thing to teach in work up?
confrontational fields
what does IVFA stand for?
Intravenous fluorescein angiography
what does PPV stand for?
pars plana vitrectomy
what is dr. wagner's favorite lunch to order when were at orf?
danny's hotdogs
when do you ask for a pressure check?
Abnormal IOPs - below 9 and over 20.
what pictures do you take for a nevus?
fundus photos!
what kind of injections do we give?
what is the rarest eye color?
gray
what is the colored part of the eye called?
iris!
what is standard new patient imaging for AAA?
OCT and Fundus Photos
what does dme stand for?
diabetic macular edema
1 in _ men are colorblind
8
what do we use when patients cant read below 20/50?
pinholes!
what color is the hue people normally have after getting an FAF on the heidelberg?
red or purple
who do you email at the end of the day with missing tickets?
Regina !! (our saving grace)
What do you call a potato wearing glasses?
A spec-TATER .... !
we use ___ during the day and ____ at night!
cones and rods
who does our labs (& sometimes helps sticking patients) ?
joy!!!
what do we order when we suspect a CRVO/BRVO?
an embolic evaluation
what do we call it when there are 8 patients waiting to be worked up, 3 patients in mid and no one ready to see the doctor?
a flow miss match !