Thank You, Shakespeare
That's Just Gross
Famous Last Words
Before & After
Darwin Awards
Tri-Bonds
100

An attempt to reduce initial social tension.

Break the ice

(The Taming of the Shrew, Act 1 Scene 2)

100

The sum of all forms of earnings before deductions or taxes.

Gross Income

100

According to teammate Morris Engelberg, "I finally get to see Marilyn," were the last, whispered words of this baseball player, March 8, 1999.

Joe DiMaggio

100

Belly _______ Lines

Laugh

100

August 2014, New York: After the specially designed and fortified Sprint Race car Kevin Ward was driving was knocked into a wall by another driver, Kevin defied track regulations and all common sense by exiting his vehicle, walking to the middle of the muddy track, and turning to face the oncoming cars to do this, at which point he was struck and killed.

Shouting and making angry hand gestures at the driver that hit his car

100

Sea Shell, Wagon Wheel, Bow Tie

Pasta shapes

200
When you don't understand something to the point of it being equal to gibberish. 

It's all Greek to me.

(Julius Caesar, Act 1 Scene 2)

200

The total value of goods produced, and services provided, in a country during one year.

Gross Domestic Product

200

"I should never have switched from scotch to martinis," were reportedly the last words spoken by this American cultural icon who, in 1999, was selected the greatest male star of classic Hollywood cinema by the American Film Institute, 42 years after his death.

Humphrey Bogart

200

Blue _______ Shine

Moon

200

August 2010, Fayette County, Kentucky: 20-year old Kelitia Hawson died from injuries sustained impacting a guardrail "at high speeds" after her foot hit her steering wheel, causing the car she was driving to veer sharply to the left and throw her from the open sunroof she was half out of, as she and her passenger were attempting to do this.

Trade Places

(Her passenger managed to grab the wheel and stop the car but was arrested and charged with driving on a suspended license with improper registration and no insurance)

200

Scuba Diver, Toilet, Propane

Tanks

300

The foolish and hopeless pursuit of something unattainable; the senseless pursuit of an object or an end.

A wild goose chase

(Romeo and Juliet, Act 2, Scene 4)

300

To disgust someone, typically with repulsive behavior or appearance.

Gross Out

300

After accidentally stepping on her executioner's foot as she climbed the scaffold to the guillotine, this late French queen reportedly said, "Pardon me. I didn't do it on purpose."

Marie Antoinette

300

Holy _______ Stack

Smoke

300

May 2002, Georgia: 58-year-old Samuel Milton Guyton climbed over two security fences and passed multiple WARNING, DANGER, and OFF LIMITS signs to retrieve his favorite red baseball hat, and was killed when kicked in the head at 50 MPH underneath one of these.

A Roller Coaster.

(The woman whose dangling foot struck Guyton suffered a broken leg and lost her shoe; she successfully sued Six Flags over Georgia for damages)

300

Boat, Tug of War, the Nightly News

Anchors

400

To show one's feelings openly.

To wear your heart upon your sleeve.

(Othello, Act 1, Scene 1)

400

Having all one's attention or interest absorbed by someone or something.

Engrossed

400

This early 16th century apothecary, physician, and astrologer made his last correct prediction when he said, "you will not find me alive at sunrise."

Nostradamus

400

Go _______ Stick

Fish

400

April 2019, South Africa: The body of an unidentified man that had been trampled by at least one elephant and partially eaten by lions was recovered from a national park along with maps and equipment that established the man's purpose for entering the park was this.

Poaching (specifically, rhino horns)

400

A Rodeo, A Circus, A McDonald's

Clowns

500

To intentionally cause someone discomfort or pain in the belief that it will ultimately help them.

Be cruel to be kind

(Hamlet, Act 3 Scene 4)

500

This American actor is best known for playing dad to Michael J. Fox's character on the 80's sitcom, Family Ties, and survivalist Burt Gummer in the Tremors film franchise.

Michael Gross

500

"Jefferson survives," the dying words of the second President of the United States, were actually incorrect, as Thomas Jefferson, his one-time rival but then close friend, had died several hours before him on July 4, 1826.

John Adams

500

Four _______ Card

Score

500

May 2009, Utah: When Brent Long, 59, found an outdated stash of this in a shed on his 5000-acre ranch, he planned to dispose of it by carefully relocating it to the middle of an open field, moving to a distance of about 40 yards, and shooting it with his shotgun, which worked, until flying debris struck him in the head and killed him.

Dynamite

500

Rubber, Head, and Wedding

Bands

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