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Who am I? (League)
Internet Insult
Conner Trivia
100

This original sad-faced character became the foundation of the entire Wojak meme universe.

Feels Guy

100

This wandering internet personality became infamous for public meltdowns, fake celebrity claims, and constantly yelling about “management.”

Daniel Larson

100

I spin with my axe, scream “DEMACIA,” and probably ruined top lane at least once in your ranked career.

Garen 

100

This insult implies someone desperately seeks approval online, usually through exaggerated virtue or cringe posting.

Clout Chaser

100

What was my dads Nickname for me?

Conman

200

Known for his smug grin and condescending attitude, this Wojak archetype “knows” he’s intellectually superior.

Soyjack

200

Creator of Sonichu, this internet figure became one of the longest-running and most documented lolcows online.

Chris Chan

200

I’m a yordle scout whose mushrooms have caused more rage than any balanced mechanic should allow.

Teemo

200

A classic gaming-era insult for someone who panics, rages, or performs terribly under pressure.

Scrub

200

What is my Anniversary?

August 5th

300

This hyper-confident muscular Wojak is typically portrayed winning arguments, lifting weights, or succeeding socially.

Chad

300

This online personality became associated with chaotic Discord communities, endless reposted screenshots, and the legendary French onion soup lore.

Nova

300

I stack souls forever, carry a lantern, and every ADC fears my hook from fog of war.

Thresh

300

This term describes a person who confidently spreads misinformation while acting like an expert in everything.

Pseudo-Intellectual

300

What is my mom's name?

Eryn

400

Usually depicted wearing headphones and a beanie in a dark room, this Wojak represents isolation and late-night nihilism.

Doomer

400

This longtime gaming YouTuber became notorious for rage moments, controller smashing accusations, and saying trolls “want the memes.”

DarkSydePhil

400

I forged stars before your world existed, and I still complain constantly about how boring mortals are.

Aurelion Sol

400

Popularized in meme culture, this phrase mocks someone for taking obvious bait online.

"Falling for the Bait" or "Taking the Bait" or "Baited"

400

Name one of my hobbies

Rock Climbing, Guitar, Cars

500

This anxious Wojak stereotype obsesses over statistics, status, and genetic determinism in online forums.

Incel Wojak

500

Also known as “WorldOfTShirts,” this creator became infamous for chaotic NYC livestreams, public drinking antics, and repeating “I’m banned from…” stories.

Josh Block

500

I’m the undefeated king of top lane quotes, telling everyone they “have no idea what I’m capable of.”

Kled

500

This terminally-online accusation suggests someone has completely lost touch with reality due to excessive internet use.

brainrotted

500

Who was my favorite basketball player as a kid?

Larry Bird

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