In a galaxy far, far away, emojis rule the day
Emoji Skirt
This vegetable has come up in more services at TRC than any other.
Corn (MATH DUH)
Finish this jingle: If you need your tongue anointed, and you only have a nickel, call 1-800-j-????????
Todd Nichols
He's standing 9 toes down but he is still getting into heaven
Miguel Perez
Not a single Aussie is going to heck if he has any say in it
George Clark
This guy has left a MARK on MRW - anybody got an extra phone I can use?
Tommy Ewing
The fireplace stage
Give your neighbor a wedgie and say don’t ever let anything drive a wedge between you and your pastor
Randell Williams
Want to make Bishop Young mad at the whole church? Set this animal loose.
Bat
She stays swangin that thang
Thelma Clark
This accused racist, bassist, Kidmaximalist couldn't hack in California with his master fightest
Troy Bradley
Who is going on a pilgrimage to All Nations Sunday? She might be on the wing of the plane!
Carisse
Hope you've been working out because Hitler has a job for you (not in the same way OBVIOUSLY)
Jermaine Ervin
Hope you don't want your sins washed away tonight, because sometimes cadets be slackin
Ben Rodriguez
VDL, watch your step. She might cuss you out.
Rahni Clark
Pastor thought he had found his poppy in the meadow, instead, he found this flower in south sac
Lily of the Ghetto
There is no way you've forgotten this sermon because you've heard it 18 times. When you see these roll out, you know you're in for a ringing good time.
G'dawgs Bells
Don't count your blessings before they are hatch because the days of blessing are over according to this preacher!
Brother Cardenas
What happens when bishop says no excuses about putting something in the offering!
Cecil getting money from bishop
Two sows and 25 pigs
Perrin Clark
The compound was his haunt, yet his smell still haunts us all
Greg Hunt
A great value version of Jesus brought salvation to this animal used as a prop during No Limits
Goldfish
If you have too much spit on the mic, use this preachers method of wiping across your derriere
Ben Pollock
If I had a nickel for everytime this happened to TRC buildings, I would have 2 nickels. Which doesn't seem like a lot, but it is weird that it happened twice. Satellite campuses, anyone?
Fires
Gayyyyyy
Mackinzie Clark