Will!
What was my first dogs name?
A. Chucky B. Scout C. Sadie D. Lucky
D. Lucky
What do you call Santa after he goes bankrupt?
Saint Nickle-less!
State muffin
Corn muffin
“Shawty what that thang do”
Winnie the Bish
This is the fastest bird in the world traveling up to 240 mph
Peregrine Falcon
Which of these childhood Xmas movies gave me nightmares?
A. The grinch B. Polar Express C. Home Alone D. Elf
The Grinch
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam!
State bird
Black capped chickadee
“I am Beyoncé always”
Michael Scott
This birds body is pink due to its diet of crustaceans
Flamingo
At what age did I lose my first tooth?
A. 5 B. 6 C. 7 D. 8 E. Never
C. 7
How do bees fix their hair in the morning?
A honey-comb!
State flower
Mayflower
“Whenever I’m sad I simply stop being sad and choose to be awesome instead”
Barney Stinson
This bird can hover and fly in all directions including backwards
Hummingbird
Which chemical that I work with smells the best?
A. Ethanol B. Chloroform C. Dimethylsulfoxide D. Sodium Hydroxide
B. Chloroform
Why does no one in Athens wake up early?
Because Dawn is tough on Greece!
State dessert
Boston cream pie OR chocolate chip cookie
“I know what a metaphor is, it’s like a thought with another thoughts hat on”
Britta Perry
This birds form of self defense is throwing up on anything that tries to attack it
Turkey vulture
Favorite animal (excluding loons)
A. Beaver B. Black bear C. Emperor penguin D. Mallard (green headed duck)
Beaver or Bear are acceptable
What is the difference between a good and a bad pizza joke?
It’s all in the delivery!
State insect
Ladybug
“Cheese it’s a milk that you chew”
Chandler Bing
What is the term used to describe a group of Loons
Asylum