Will!
Dad Jokes
MA State Trivia
Sitcom quotes
Bird facts
100

What was my first dogs name?

A. Chucky B. Scout C. Sadie D. Lucky

D. Lucky

100

What do you call Santa after he goes bankrupt?

Saint Nickle-less!

100

State muffin

Corn muffin

100

“Shawty what that thang do”

Winnie the Bish

100

This is the fastest bird in the world traveling up to 240 mph

Peregrine Falcon

200

Which of these childhood Xmas movies gave me nightmares?

A. The grinch B. Polar Express C. Home Alone D. Elf

The Grinch

200

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

Dam!

200

State bird

Black capped chickadee

200

“I am Beyoncé always”

Michael Scott

200

This birds body is pink due to its diet of crustaceans

Flamingo

300

At what age did I lose my first tooth?

A. 5 B. 6 C. 7 D. 8 E. Never

C. 7

300

How do bees fix their hair in the morning?

A honey-comb!

300

State flower

Mayflower

300

“Whenever I’m sad I simply stop being sad and choose to be awesome instead”

Barney Stinson

300

This bird can hover and fly in all directions including backwards

Hummingbird

400

Which chemical that I work with smells the best?

A. Ethanol B. Chloroform C. Dimethylsulfoxide D. Sodium Hydroxide

B. Chloroform 

400

Why does no one in Athens wake up early?

Because Dawn is tough on Greece!

400

State dessert

Boston cream pie OR chocolate chip cookie

400

“I know what a metaphor is, it’s like a thought with another thoughts hat on”

Britta Perry

400

This birds form of self defense is throwing up on anything that tries to attack it

Turkey vulture 

500

Favorite animal (excluding loons)

A. Beaver B. Black bear C. Emperor penguin D. Mallard (green headed duck)

Beaver or Bear are acceptable

500

What is the difference between a good and a bad pizza joke?

It’s all in the delivery!

500

State insect

Ladybug

500

“Cheese it’s a milk that you chew”

Chandler Bing

500

What is the term used to describe a group of Loons

Asylum

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