I’m so fragile that if you say my name, you’ll break me. What am I?
Silence.
What bird can lift the most weight?
A crane.
What travels the world while stuck in one spot?
A stamp!
Forwards I’m heavy but backwards I’m not. What am I?
A ton.
What has one eye but can’t see anything at all?
A needle.
If I drink, I die. If I eat, I’m fine. What am I?
A fire.
What goes up as soon as the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
Name four days of the week that start with the letter “t”?
Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow.
I have one head, one foot, and four legs. What am I?
Your bed.
What goes up but never ever comes down?
Your age.
What’s full of holes but can still hold liquid?
A sponge.
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footprints.
What has four eyes but can’t see?
Mississippi
We see it once in a year, twice in a week, and never in a day. What is it?
The letter “e”
How can a girl go 25 days without sleep?
She sleeps at night.
I have teeth but can’t eat. What am I?
A comb.
I have all the knowledge you have. But I’m so small, you can hold me in your fist. What am I?
Your brain.
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle.
If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it?
A secret.
at’s greater than God and more evil than the devil. Rich people want it, poor people have it. And if you eat it, you’ll die?
Nothing.
What runs, but never walks. Murmurs, but never talks. Has a bed, but never sleeps. And has a mouth, but never eats?
A river.
If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what do four and five make?
Nine.
What moves faster: heat or cold?
Heat. Because you can always catch a cold.
What has one eye but can’t see anything at all?
A needle.
What has a face and two hands, but no arms or legs?
A clock.