What has a head, a tail, but does not have a body?
A coin
two sons and two fathers went to the store they each bought one thing how things much do they have
three
What belongs to you but gets used by everyone else more than you?
Your name
What two words, when combined, hold the most letters?
Post Office
I have all the knowledge you have. But I’m so small, you can hold me in your fist. What am I?
Your brain
What can you hold without touching it at all?
A conversation
Robert, my neighbor, a forty-five-year-old blacksmith is seven feet tall, and eats all day long. What does he weigh?
Iron
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in one thousand years?
The letter M
If a monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree, who will get the banana first?
None, coconut trees don’t grow bananas.
What has three feet but can’t walk?
A yardstick
Everyone in the world needs it, but they usually give it without taking it. What is it?
Advice
What gets sharper the more you use it?
Your brain
What is the maximum number of times a single page of a newspaper can be folded in half by hand?
Once
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck
If a rooster lays an egg on top of the barn roof, which way will it roll?
It will not roll, because roosters do not lay eggs
I am an odd number. Take away one letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven (take away the ‘s’ and it becomes ‘even’)
What can you make that no one—not even you—can see?
Noise
I’m so fragile that if you say my name, you’ll break me. What am I?
Silence
What goes up as soon as the rain comes down?
An umbrella
What travels the world while stuck in one spot?
A stamp
I’m light as a feather, but not even the strongest person can hold me for more than 5 minutes. What am I?
Breath
Why are 1968 pennies worth more than 1967 pennies?
Because there is one more penny in 1968 pennies than in 1967 pennies
What’s full of holes but can still hold liquid?
A sponge
How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?
Four, because calling the elephant’s trunk a leg does not make it one.
Name four days of the week that start with the letter “t”?
Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow.