What has 13 hearts, but no lungs or brain?
A deck of cards
When does Oktoberfest start in Germany?
September
I want to be a doctor, but I don't have enough...
Patients
It is, ironically, a lie that this U.S. president said "I cannot tell a lie" when caught cutting down his fathers cherry tree.
George Washington
What do these three words have in common: DIAL, FLOWER, ROOM?
Sun
I have many keys, but can't open a single lock. What am I?
Piano
The Panama hat originated in which country?
Ecuador
How did the picture end up in jail?
It was framed
Cleopatra wasn't Egyptian, she was...
Greek
What do these three words have in common: GOWN, STAND, CLUB?
Night
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them
The Kansas City Chiefs are based in which U.S. state?
Missouri
How do you organize an outer space party?
Planet
The Hundred Years War, which was actually 116 years long, was fought between England and...
France
What do these three words have in common: KNIFE, FLY, CUP?
Butter
I am easy to lift, but hard to throw. What am I?
A feather
The iconic caesar salad was not invented in Italy, but in...
Mexico
I made a pun about the wind, but it...
Blows
The Canary Islands are named after what animal?
A dog
What do these three words have in common: FIELD, CRY, LAW?
Out