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what gives you the power to walk through a wall?
a door
what can walk but cant talk
10 fish are in a tank then 3 drown 2 swim away and 4 die. how many are left?
6
you see god
why did the coffee call the police?
it got mugged
a word that even if take away the whole it still has some
wholesome
what part of the duck has the most feathers
the outside
what does a snowman eat for breakfast
snowflakes
say this: my friend jim is walking his dog and when when he got back home he pooped. why?
you read that wrong
a man is 24 but only has 6 birthdays
he is born on February 29th
your doctor gives you 3 pills. he tells you to take one very hour. when will the pills run out
2 hours
i am a seed with three letters in its name but if you take 2 away it sounds the same
pea
i have nine to spare and covered in hair
a cat
i am heavy forwards but not backwards
ton
What disappears as soon as you say its name?
silence
its hard to find but easy to like worth more than gold but doesnt cost a penny what is it
a friend
a dozen of eggs cost 12 cents how much is a 100 eggs
100
double jeopardy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yay?
your mother and father have a baby. its not your brother and its not your sister. who is it
its you
there are ten people on a BOAT and not a single person is in sight. how
they are all married
Franks father has 5 sons the names of 4 of his sons are fefe fafa fufu fofo. What is the last sons name?
Frank
what is the softest nut in the world
a donut
i have many ears but cant hear. what am i?
a cornfield
what is the safest place in a zombie apocolypse?
the living room
what stays in its place when it goes off
an alarm clock