What wants to be answered but never has a question?
A doorbell
Billy's mother has 5 children. The first is named Lala, the second Lele, the third Lolo, and the fourth Lulu. What was the fifth child's name?
Billy
What gets bigger and bigger the more you take away from it?
A hole
John is a butcher. He is 5’ 10” tall and wears a size 11 shoe. What does he weigh?
Meat
Imagine you're falling into a hole of poisonous spiders and snakes. How do you survive?
Stop Imagining
Can you spell enemy in three letters?
Yes: F-O-E
Some months have 31 days, and others have 30 days. How many have 28 days?
All 12 of them do
What always ends everything?
The letter "g"
A man claimed to have special powers, by saying that he could predict the score of any baseball game before it began. And, he was right. How did he do it?
The score is always 0-0 before the game begins
12 blackbirds sat on the branches of a tree. A man shot 1 blackbird with his gun. How many blackbirds were left on the branch?
None. The rest flew away
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter “w”
How many 6” by 6” books can you put in a (2ft x 2ft) container, so that it is not empty anymore?
One, after that, it is no longer empty
What coat goes on best wet?
A coat of paint
You have two coins that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a quarter. Which two coins are they?
A quarter and a nickel – one is not a quarter, but one is
Before Mount Everest was discovered, which was the highest mountain in the world?
Mount Everest
John fell from a ladder 20 feet high. Yet, he was not hurt in the least. Why?
He was on the rung closes to the ground
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter “g” to the front and it’s gone
A rancher has 500 cows and took one shot that got them all. How did he do it?
A panoramic photo
What’s the next number in the sequence: 8 5 4 9 1 7 6 10 3 _?
Two. The numbers are in sequence by the alphabet
A boy kicks a soccer ball. It goes 10 feet and comes back to him. How is this possible?
He kicked in up in the air right above him. Gravity!
What two words in combination hold the most letters?
Post and Office
She has married many men but has never been married. Who is she?
The Minister
How long is the answer to this question.
How long
What are the next three letters in this sequence: OTTFFSS?
ENT. One, two, three…It’s the first letter to every number counting up from one
A truck driver is going down a one-way street the wrong way and passes at least five policemen. Why is he not caught?
He’s walking on the sidewalk, not driving at the time