How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
a wood chuck would chuck wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
100
Imagine you are in a sinking row boat surrounded by sharks, how would you survive?
stop imagining
100
There was an airplane crash, every single person died, but 2 people survived.. How is this possible?
They were married
100
Larry's father has 5 sons, their names are 10, 20, 30, and 40.. What is the 5th one?
Larry
100
The Mississippi River is the dividing line between Tennessee and Arkansas, if an airplane crashed exactly in the middle of the river where would the survivors be buried?
No where, you don't burry survivors
200
what goes up and down and remains in the same place?
Stairs
200
Does Britain have a 4th of July?
Yes, they also have a 5th of July and a 6th of July
200
Some months have 31 days others have 30 days how many months have 28 days?
all months have 28 days
200
what looks like half an apple?
the other half
200
A cowboy rode to an inn on Friday. He stayed two nights and left on Friday.. How is that possible?
His horses name is Friday
300
What gets wetter and wetter the more it drys?
a towel
300
I go all around the world but stay in one corner.. What am I?
a postage stamp
300
Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"
300
Why is iron so important to women?
Without it, Fe-males would become males
300
What clothes did Delaware?
I don't know Alaska
400
What two words when combined hold the most letters?
post office
400
How long is the answer to this question?
How long is the answer
400
How many animals did moses take on to the ark?
None, Moses didn't go on the ark it was Noah
400
What month of the year do Americans eat the least?
February because there is only 28 days
400
If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?
a secret
500
what is yours and you don't use but others always do?
your name
500
A cat had three kittens named January March and May, what was the mothers name?
What
500
Heavy it is, but reverse it not
a ton
500
The 22nd and the 24th US president were born from the same mother and the same mother, but they were not brothers... How come?
The 22n and the 24th president were the same man (Grover Cleveland)
500
I am in the beginning of the earth.
I am at the end of the time.
I appear two times in a week.
I appear once in a year.