AASH BEING AASH
This is the phrase Aash has said so many times that his friends deserve royalties every time they hear it.
Interesting
Every Bollywood hero gets a background song. If Aashraye walked into a room in peak 2000s Bollywood fashion, THIS would be playing.
Don
The ex that should’ve come with a giant “DO NOT PROCEED” warning.
Advaita
The activity Aash was most likely to participate in on campus, and it definitely wasn’t attending class.
Boozing
Which country he used to stay in for a while
Sri Lanka
Say or do THIS one thing and you’ll instantly unlock Aash’s least favourite emotion: irritation.
Fan
If Aashraye had been written into a 2000s Bollywood movie, THIS iconic character would basically be his casting director’s first choice.
Sid from Wake up Sid
This innocent-looking substance has the supernatural ability to turn Aash from a functioning adult into a group liability.
OG
Before Aash had a full-blown Jindal gang, THIS was the first person he managed to befriend.
Avni
Aashraye's best drinking buddy
Ananya
If Aash had to pick one food to eat for the rest of his life, this would be his extremely non-negotiable choice.
Tunde Kebab
The 2000s gave Aashraye an impressive selection of Bollywood heroines to fall for. THIS one was, or still is, his weakness.
Priyanka Chopra
Aash saw the red flag, acknowledged the red flag, discussed the red flag, and then proceeded anyway. What was he doing?
Law
Aashraye's favourite outlet to eat.
Mahabelly
Aasharye's favourite spirit
Tequila
How long has Aashraye's longest relationship been?
1.5-2 years
Aashraye gets one golden ticket to escape real life and permanently move into the universe of a 2000s Bollywood film. THIS is where he’s going. (movie name)
Main hoon naa/ Om shaanti Om
This is the one thing Aash repeatedly promises he’ll never do again… and yet somehow keeps finding himself doing.
Smoking
Aashraye's late night plans in college.
Smoke up
Aashraye's favourite breakfast
Eggs Benedict
Forget Google. If the group ever needs an unnecessarily detailed explanation about THIS topic, Aash will somehow have a 20-minute TED Talk ready.
Anti-BJP
Aashraye’s life is getting the full Bollywood treatment. One actor gets the honour of playing him in the biopic, and, naturally, Aashraye gets final casting approval. THIS is who he would choose.
Shah Rukh Khan
The friend most likely to enable Aash’s bad decisions
Shashank
While everyone else was carrying books to class, Aashraye’s most important college supplies were?
Water Bottle
If Aash could have ONE footballer over for dinner, this is the man who’d be getting the invitation.
Messi