A girl fell off a 20-foot ladder but wasn’t hurt. Why?
She fell off the bottom rung.
Two fathers and two sons go fishing. They catch three fish and each one takes one. How is this possible?
They are grandfather, father, and son (3 people total).
Mary’s mother has four children. The first is April, the second is May, the third is June. What’s the fourth child’s name?
Mary
Which word is always spelled incorrectly?”
Incorrectly
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps
What can travel around the world while staying in the same corner?
A stamp
What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
A teapot
A rooster lays an egg on a slanted roof. Which side does the egg roll down?
Rooster doesn't lay on eggs
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short” (add “-er” to make “shorter”).