Bamboozle 'em
What is it that lives if it is fed, and dies if you give it a drink?
Fire
What is always coming, but never arrives?
Tomorrow
If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?
Survivors are not buried
What is it that if you have, you want to share with me, and if you share, you do not have?
A secret.
If you had only one match and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some kindling wood, and a newspaper, which would you light first?
The Match
What can you throw and it will always come back to you?
Anything if you throw it upwards.
If an electric train is moving north at 100mph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10mph, which way does the smoke blow?
There is no smoke, it's an electric train.
If it takes eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men?
No time, because the wall is already built.
If a woman's bungalow is decorated completely in pink, with the walls, carpet, and furniture all shades of pink, what color are the stairs?
There are no stairs because bungalows do not have a second floor
Some months have 31 days, others have 30 days, but how many have 28 days?
All the months have 28 days.