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How could a man go outside in the pouring rain without protection, and not have a hair on his head get wet?
He is bald
Who is bigger, Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby, since he is a little Bigger.
What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter "W"
If an electric train is moving north at 100mph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10mph, which way does the smoke blow?
An electric train has no smoke
Imagine you’re in a room that’s filling up with water quickly. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
Stop imagining
What 5-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
short
What’s full of holes but can still hold liquid?
A sponge
Which weighs more, a kilogram of feathers or a kilogram of bricks?
Neither. They both weigh exactly one kilogram
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Steps/Footprints
There are three important rooms in a house. The first one is filled with money. The second one is filled with important papers. The third one is filled with jewelry. One day all of these rooms burst into fire. Which room did the policemen put out the fire in first?
None of them, because policemen do not put out fires; firemen do
I am an odd number. Take away one letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add a ‘G’ and it’s gone!
I’m light as a feather(even more lighter), but not even the strongest girl can hold me for more than 5 minutes. What am I?
Breath
Everyone in the world needs it, but they usually give it without taking it. What is it?
Advice
What two words, when combined, hold the most letters?
Post Office
What belongs to you but gets used by everyone else more than you?
Your name
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is all the time?
Widow
What gets sharper the more you use it?
Your brain
Robert, my neighbor, a forty-five-year-old blacksmith is seven feet tall, and eats all day long. What does he weigh?
Iron
If Mrs. John’s one-story house is decorated completely in pink, with the walls, carpet, and furniture all shades of pink, what color are the stairs?
There are no stairs
How was it possible that every single person in an airplane crash died, but two people survived?
The two survivors were married
What can you hold without touching it at all?
a conversation
What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it? (it's not "Eve")
an envelope
It's so fragile that if you say its name, you’ll break it. What is it?
Silence
A young boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room, but the ER doctor saw the boy and refused to operate. “This boy is my son,” the doctor said. But the doctor wasn’t the boy’s father. How could this be?
The doctor was the boy’s mom