You have two coins that equal 30 cents, and one of them is not a quarter. Which coins do you have?
A quarter and a nickel (the nickel is the one that isn’t a quarter)
What’s something that always wants an answer but doesn’t have a question?
A phone
What’s something you can you hold without touching it?
Your Breath
Which word in the dictionary has an odd spelling?
ODD
What's one question that nobody can honestly say "no" to?
"Are you awake?"
If seven adults can eat seven cupcakes in seven minutes, how long would it take 30 adults to eat 30 cupcakes?
Seven minutes; one adult takes seven minutes to eat a cupcake
A woman quickly realizes there is no air in her driver’s side tire, but she finds something else in the tire instead. What is it?
A hole
What’s something that has a lot of problems not many people are eager to solve?
A MATH BOOK
Ted is the father of Sam, but Sam is not the son of Ted. How is that possible?
Sam is not a boy
A girl fell off a 30-foot ladder but didn't sustain any injuries, not even a bruise. How is that possible?
She was standing on the bottom part when she fell.
What is the answer to this question?
"What"
What’s something that copies your looks but not your sounds?
A mirror
A woman goes into the forest and sees ten trees. She then proceeds to snap all their branches at once. How is this possible?
She took a picture of the trees
If the assistant captain of a sports team were to quit, who would lead the team?
The Captain
If there are 10 birds sitting in a tree and one gets shot by a hunter, how many birds are left?
None. One bird got shot, and the rest flew away.
If Mrs. Smith’s rooster lays an egg in Mr. Brown’s yard, who owns the egg?
No one; roosters don’t lay eggs
Two is a duo, and three is a trio. So what do four and five make?
Nine
Is it normal for someone to have all their toes on one foot?
No, as people’s toes are on two feet, not one foot
You see a truck driver going down a one-way street, driving the wrong way. He passes at least 10 cops but doesn't get stopped. How come?
Because he was walking on the sidewalk.
What do you call a person who doesn't have all his fingers in one hand?
Normal. Most people only have half their fingers on one hand.
A man once said he went 35 days without sleep. How is that possible?
He slept at night
How many times can you cut a cake in half?
Technically, only once
A group of ten ostriches are in a field. If four of them take off flying, how many are left in the field?
Ostriches can’t fly
How many sides does a house have?
Two: an inside and an outside
Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why not?
Eskimos live in the North Pole; penguins live in the South Pole.