Geometry
Why you can not argue with 90 degree angle?
Because it's always right.
What do you call friends who love algebra?
AlgeBROS
IRON MAN is actually...
Fe Male
What question must always be answered "yes"?
What does Y-E-S spell?
What needs to be broken before you can use it?
An egg.
Why are obtuse angles so depressed?
Because they are never right.
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter "G" and it's "Gone".
What will your students say if they hear that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out?
O Mg
Wow can you spell eighty with two letters?
A-T.
What thing has hands but can't clap?
A clock.
Why are circles so hot?
Because they're 360 degrees.
What pi said to i?
Be real.
Oxygen and potassium went for a date. How was the date?
It went OK.
What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly.
What goes up and down, but still remains in the same place?
Stairs.
When 10+3=1?
On the clock.
How you can make 8 being greater then 9?
Lay it down.
Why you should never trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
What starts with "e" ands with "e" but only has one letter in it?
An envelope.
How can a girl go 25 days without sleep?
She sleeps at night.
How many sides does circle have?
Two. Inside and outside.
When does 10+3=1?
On the clock.
What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A-mean oh acid.
A word consists of six letters. If you take away the last, only twelve remain. What is the word?
Dozens.
What never ask a question but gets answered all the time?
Your cellphone.