Don't drink and TRI
Like Star Wars or the Hunger Games
Trilogy
This triathlete did not know how to ride a bike when she joined tri last year (hint: she went on to complete a full olympic tri last spring)
Marissa
The titular character of a book series about wizards and his two best friends.
Harry, Ron, Hermione
What a military officer might face if they commit misconduct.
Tribunal
This triathlete got dumped when his girlfriend moved to Switzerland without telling him
Turner
This one is holy
Father, son, holy spirit
This state is where Jacob went to college as an undergrad.
Connecticut
Andrew drunk texted this person at the swim club formal last year
his ex!
This triathlete peed on a man at a triathlon because she cut her wetsuit too short
Liv
They've been to the year 3000
JOBROS
A bridge that connects Manhattan, Queens and the Bronx
Triborough Bridge
This New York factory burnt down in 1911 as the deadliest industrial disaster in the the history of the city.
Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire
This triathlete's summer fling was 26 years old
Diego
These three boys are very smart, maybe even genius
Phoebe Bridgers, Lucy Dacus, Julien Baker
Freshman year, Sophia blacked out WHERE??
a cappella party
This term means the fear or avoidance of the number 13.
Triskaidekaphobia
This triathlete believed that you needed to be drunk to call a saferide, so she tried to buy alcohol with the sole purpose of getting drunk enough to call a saferide.
Reilly
Maia, Bella, Emma (xoxo)