Tristory 101
What time was Trissy born?
2:00 AM
What fecal event was Trissy known for doing throughout childhood?
Clogging the toilet
What is Trissy’s Favorite Food?
Shrimp
Without checking, how old will Trissy be in the year 2091 given he was born in 2004?
87
Is Trissy part of the Cream Team or The Squirt Squad?
Squirt Squad (Obviously)
What was the first song released to Trissy’s SoundCloud
Big Trissy
This is Trissy’s height
6,3 and three quarters
Taylor Swift
This is what Trissy wants his remains to be turned into…
A set of rings the family will have to fight over
This fated tale is the origin of the Trissy moniker
Nanny was getting on to Tristan and Sissy at the same time even though they weren’t doing anything wrong and then had a stoke causing her to combine their names
Where was Trissy born?
North Arkansas Regional Medical Center (Harrison Arkansas)
What is Trissy’s body count?
The limit does not exist
What was the first concert performed by Trissy at the Legacy Live Venue
The Eras Tour
These are the degrees Trissy will be graduating with at the end of the spring semester
Architectural Studies with a Minor in Interior Design
Trissy is the favorite person of which ween?
Erik deg
What was the theme of the 2024 Haunt?
Fall of the House of Usher
Where is the lowest point of elevation for a mole on Trissy body?
Bottom of foot
This Song, recorded multiple times by different artists is considered to be Trissy’s Favorite song
Will you still love me tomorrow?
This action is what is customary for Trissy when he gets home
Taking off his pants
How many lives has Trissy lived?
1000
These are all the schools lucky enough to have Trissy attend
Reed Springs Elementary, Exeter, Wilson Creek Middle School, Kickapoo High School, Drury University, University of Arkansas
This is the approximate weight of Vig Trissy
Zero Pounds! (He floats away)
This is the name of Trissy’s Therapist
Dewey Dykes
Where is the first place Trissy got plastered?
Hank Williams Junior Concert in the VIP section
This event caused Trissy to receive a year long treatment of Chiropractic
Carrying the humor of the entire family on his back