Games
A whole bunch of minorities plus the token white people low-key just kill each other to not be obliterated themselves
What is Mortal Kombat?
Man abandons promising military career for some game with big, blue women
He's a furry on the inside and he just loves yapping about a swing to some dude trying to fight him.
What is Naruto?
When recruiting new heroes, they decided they needed a D1 crash out and found the greenest dude they could find.
Who is the Hulk?
This music genre is really just how can we get even whiter and be bigger South LARPers.
What is country?
The hottest man the world has ever seen just mogs zombies for hours. Oh, and his bestie is the president.
What is Resident Evil 4?
A group of middle schoolers have some random beef with greasers. Forgot to mention, they found a body.
What is Stand by Me?
This guy really wasn't feeling so he took a shower to be a girl for the rest of the day.
What is Ranma 1/2?
"Hey miss, it's not cool of you to keep stealing my stuf- Why is your chest inflating?"
Who is Nami?
The most repulsive chud imaginable (French) wonders why his wife hates him.
Who is Napoleon Bonaparte?
Some edgy teenagers think they can make a difference by lowkey violating people's souls and minds.
What is Persona 5?
A universal constant got pissy that some random white boy got in his way, so now everyone got to catch these hands.
What is Final Destination?
Kids of all colors of the rainbow decide to go to a school for ticking time bombs to fight the crustiest group of criminals I think I've ever seen.
What is My Hero Academia?
Sight is kinda overrated when you got perfectly good feet right there.
Who is Toph?
Hehe, I'm white now.
Who is Michael Jackson?
A chud rat with hat goes through his Sherlock Holmes arc with some random kid.
What is Detective Pikachu?
So what if he lied about literally everything about himself? He's hot and she's hot, so it doesn't matter.
What is Aladdin?
This is what parents think will happen when their kid is on the internet for too long.
What is Serial Experiments Lain?
The baby keeps getting more British and gay.
Who is Stewie Griffin?
See when I said that I wanted my pet to be unpredictable, this isn't what I meant. How'd he get in the microwave?
What is a hamster?
The only game where you can catch Phoenix Wright having to defend Felicia from Rocket Raccoon.
What is Ultimate Marvel v.s. Capcom 3?
It's Flowers for Algernon but the girl is a massive ho
What is Forrest Gump?
Dumb blondes think necromancy is kinda tight and learn very quickly that it is, in fact, not tight.
What is Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood?
The inspiration for Power in Chainsaw Man (not joking actually)
Who is Eric Cartman?
If you are this flavor of European, you aren't deserving of the chance to exist.
What is British?