Riddles
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge.
What makes you, young?
Adding the letters "ng".
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
How many circles are in the olympic logo?
Five.
I look green but what you eat is red, and what you spit out is black. What am I?
Watermelon
What question can you never answer "yes" to?
"Are you asleep yet?"
A red house is made from red bricks. A blue house is made from blue bricks. A yellow house is made from yellow bricks. What is a green house made from?
Glass.
Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?
A match.
Dump, floater, and wipe are terms used in which team sport?
I am a fruit that is always sad. What am I?
A blueberry
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald.
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don't see a single person on the boat. Why?
All of them were married.
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short.
What is the name of Batman's butler?
Alfred
What kind of dog has no tail?
Hot Dog
What would you find in the middle of Toronto?
The letter “o”
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?
Chicago
What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you’ll die?
Nothing
What is the name of the largest ocean on Earth?
Pacific Ocean.
What has an ear but can't hear?
I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?
A bank.
Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat.
The person who makes it has no need for it. The person who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know he or she is. What is it?
A coffin
What year did World War I start?
1914
What kind of room has no windows or doors?
A mushroom.