Will
What is Will’s girlfriend’s name?
Emi
Who is Bubba’s one true love?
Christian
What is Keegan’s favorite show of all time?
Breaking Bad
What day is Jobe Day?
January 21
Which pope was put on trial post-mortem in the Cadaver Synod?
Pope Formosus
Who is Will’s favorite mathematician?
Theodore John Kaczynski
What race was Bubba previously?
Amish
Who is Keegan’s favorite Dexter character?
Brian Moser
What is the title of the eighth Jobe album?
Jobed
Under the Roman Rite, is a recessional hymn required to conclude mass?
No. The priest can just leave.
What’s the circumference of Will’s you-know-what?
48 cm^2
What is Bubba’s favorite dance?
Dab
What is Keegan’s favorite condiment and why?
MUSTAAAARD! Because he’s Not Like Us
What is the seventh track on the fifth Jobe album?
Every Thing
If you are dissatisfied with your physical appearance, which saint should you pray to?
Saint Drogo Sebourg
How many magical gems does Will have stored in his secret vault?
42
Who is Bubba’s favorite Christ-like YouTuber?
Mr. Breast
How many bus crashes has Keegan been in?
2
Finish the lyric: I wanna be your kind of __
Woman
How many times have items containing Pope John Paul II’s blood been stolen?
3
Where was Will on June 4, 1989?
Not Beijing
Bubba
What was the first song Keegan ever released?
Halloween Horror
What is Jobe’s real name?
This is unknowable
Which Catholic diocese technically controls the Moon?
Orlando