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Jokes
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree
How many legs does a spider have?
8
Name two words that rhyme with goat
coat
moat
boat
tote
What is a computer’s favorite snack?
What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
What do caterpillars turn into?
Butterflies
What's a word that means the opposite of excited?
bored
Name something that rhymes with horn?
Corn, torn...
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
"ate"
How many colors are in a rainbow?
7
What is the word that means the opposite of float?
Sink
What word do you get when you say the word "brake" but take away the "b"
rake
What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat.
I have a tail and a head, but no body. What am I?
A Coin
How many zeros does the number one hundred have when you write it?
2 zeros
(100)
What is a word that means the same thing as delicious?
yummy, tasty
What does it mean when someone says, "It's raining cats and dogs?"
It's raining a lot
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel
What movie is the princess named Jasmine from?
Aladdin
What is a word that means the opposite of generous?
greedy
What is an autobiography?
Story of a person's life written by the same person.