Movies
An extremely old man enrolls in high school and falls in love with a teenage-Kristen Stewart.
Twilight
Foosball, but bigger!
Soccer
A married couple ignored their land-Lord's instructions and got evicted.
Adam and Eve
An alcoholic, a man with anger issues, a war veteran, a ballerina, a spoiled electrician, and a wannabe stay-at-home dad cause at least $100 in property damage and then get some Middle Eastern food.
The Avengers
A bunch of sweaty dudes really don't want another group of sweaty dudes to bring a brown melon into their special spot.
The HR department ordered this man to cat-sitting duty after he didn't follow the workplace rules.
Daniel
A grieving father embarks on a harrowing journey to be reunited with his lost child after this child touched someone's posterior. He is joined on his journey by a female companion who has a chronic mental disorder.
Finding Nemo
A sport where you slide stones on ice and then yell a lot at the person holding the broom.
Curling
A man gets himself a mobile home after hearing about some coming real estate changes in his area.
Noah's Ark
This place charges money to teenagers in exchange for a lot of stress and an 8.5" x 11" with the magic power of supposedly opening doors.
College
A woman is taken hostage by a wealthy hermit. She gets a bad case of Stockholm Syndrome and falls in love with her captor just as animal control comes to try and save the day.
Beauty and the Beast
Gambling addicts listen out for numbers in the hopes of clinching victory.
Bingo!
This blue collar worker meets another trouble-making blue-collar worker, who refused to call him by the name his mother gave him, from the wood-working industry. He eventually became heavily involved in his local church.
Simon Peter
This movie takes place near a famous holiday and involves a overweight man in law-enforcement who must save the day against a band of criminals all by himself. The criminals are bad; they've taken hostages!
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Short people go in circles on organic motorcycles.
Horse racing
This man accidentally became the first man to ride in a submarine.
Jonah