Greta
Is Greta a mother?
Yes!
How many planets are in the solar system (no Pluto, sorry my dude:(()
8!
What year was UMD started?
1856
How many brothers does Hans of the Southern Isles have in Frozen?
12
Whoever threw that paper…
Your mom’s a hoe
How many pink toe beans does Greta have?
One
How much can a cloud weigh: 100 pounds, 100,000 pounds, 1,000,000 pounds or 3,000,000?
1,000,000 pounds
Honey never spoils? True or false
True
Dirty Dancing
Road work ahead?
I sure hope it does
How many times has Greta jumped on the table she’s not allowed to go on today?
4
Which of these species has a practically immortal variation: bats, jellyfish or sharks?
Jellyfish!
In electrical work, which color indicates the “hot” wire?
Black
What score did Elle woods get on her LSAT in legally blonde?
179
Hurricane Katrina?
More like hurricane tortillaaaaa
What was Greta’s original name in the shelter?
Gracia
What do astronaut say the moon smells like?
Burning gunpowder/meat
What is arithmophobia?
Fear of numbers
Where were the lord of the rings movies filmed?
New Zealand
Two bros, in a hot tub
5 ft. apart cause they’re not gay
What does Kaya call Greta’s tail?
Torch tail
How many square feet is the average adult human skin?
19 feet
What is a group of lemurs called?
A conspiracy
Toy Story
I’m a lesbian.
I thought you were American?