Historical facts
What is alienors middle name?
Tomi
Who is volleyball Alec?
We annihilated his team at volleyball, he stalked our roster, found me on insta, slid into my DMs, kept asking me out, I kept making up excuses, he found me on campus one day (?), and then finally ended things with "I feel like I should be taking some kind of hint here. Have a nice life"
How many chancellors came before Khosla?
12
What sport did alienor play that involves riding a domesticated, one-toed, hoofed mammal, belonging to the taxonomic family Equidae and is one of two extant subspecies of Equus ferus.
Horseback riding
What quarter of our freshman year did alienor start working for Pradeep.
Winter
EMMA'S QUESTION: How old was alienor when she got her period for the first time
11
Who stalked me on snapmaps so he could find my dorm and "have a talk"
ben
What college is Khosla tearing down next?
Marshall 😖
What American ninja warrior-esque sport did alienor do
True or false, alienor has had to listen to a 30 minute voicemail of a drunk lady screaming at Pradeep?
TRUE
True or false, Every single person alienor has ever kissed Is now an Eagle Scout
True 😔
What is the spring break incident of spring quarter, 2022
how many years did Khosla spend as a student and staff member at ucsd?
0
What sport did alienor play that typically involves a round black piece of fabric held up by springs?
Trampoline and tumbling
How many poles has alienor hit in the chancellors golf cart
3 (I only scraped it on the side tho no straight on crashing)
How many national parks have alienor visited?
11
What is the fire is warm incident?
John rice tried to put his arm around me but I was sleeping in a chair at the campfire and I thought he was taking my blanket so I yelled 'what are you doing' at him and then everyone went quiet bc they were all watching him and then it went quiet and then to break the silence eden said "the fire is very warm" (it did not work)
What was khoslas PhD in?
Computer engineering
In what sport did alienor compete in a world-wide level?
Double dutch/jumprope
How many people have pointed and laughed at alienor for hitting a pole?
7
How many people has alienor seen have tragic accidents that ultimately leads to their demise a day later in the hospital?
2
What happened at Rosies volleyball tournament at Mira mesa college
Alienor was trying to bring rosie a chai tea latte, and walked across the bleachers to her, tripped, and then poured the entire drink on a girls head. Everyone was watching.
Italian bread, ham and turkey, provolone, spinach, tomato, oil, and vinegar
In what sport was alienors coach an olympian
fencing
True or false: 'alienors friends' are regularly brought up in the chancellors office?
True (sorry about that)