History
How many colors have I dyed my hair?
Six. Dark green, purple, pink, light blue, dark blue, brown.
What did I tell my parents I was when I woke up from surgery?
An "egg receptacle"
How did I mess up my RA interview?
I realized I didn't know where the office was 5 minutes before I was supposed to be there
What lead role convinced me to quit acting for 5 years?
Oliver Twist
What tattoos do I want?
Campfire, bumblebee, and Karma.
What have I brought with me every time I visited a new country?
My Webkinz duck Splishy, the only good duck ever
What do I attribute my poor memory to?
I have the brain of a fish
Why did I fail to greet Asha?
I thought she was Kenzie and I was about to prank her
We all know I did Undertale roleplay. I also participated in RP for...
Steven Universe
Name a fictional man who could turn me straight
Answers will vary
What did classmates say I "manifested" upon my 4th grade teacher because I hated her so much
Her cancer diagnosis (its fine she lived)
When my train of thought runs away, who is to blame?
The little horse in my brain.
Who did my podiatrist look like--which I feared I would tell him while under anesthesia?
Geppetto from Disney's Pinocchio
What gay musician did I campaign for my mother to marry when I was a child?
Barry Manilow
What are my favorite candies?
Milky Way Midnight, Gummy Bears/Worms
How did my car get stuck?
I made a 3-point-turn on a dirt road, and the snow prevented me from seeing a drainage ditch
Why do I hate ducks?
THEY ARE GOVERNMENT SPIES. THEY FLY SWIM AND WALK AND THE GEESE ARE JUST A DISTRACTION
What award did I receive from my theatre director before I graduated?
"Most Likely To Scare (The Director)"
What YA Fantasy book series did I have an unhealthy attachment to in middle school?
The Mortal Instruments
What was the subject of my college admissions essay?
The timeline of teachers I loved and hated
What country was I stranded in without luggage for multiple days?
Spain
Nick once showed us a photo of an animated man and I announced that his name was...?
Club Penguin
What advice did my vocal coach give me before I left for college?
"Don't become a stupid liberal"
I named my childhood pet fish after characters from what movie?
Shrek
What are my pet peeves?
Answering a multiple-choice question with yes/no, icebreaker games, quick math, etc.