The Ex-Files
This brother of Melissa's high school boyfriend smashed his family mini van into our car in the driveway.
Who is Andrew Krouch?
Some days will always live in infamy, like this notorious day when Melissa not only lost a soccer game, but gave up.
What is the Father's Day Massacre?
Ahoy mateys! This is the only acceptable place to make fun of Jenny while in Greece.
Kristen and Jenny are clearly the most accomplished and varied athletes in the family, participating in sports both physical and mental such as soccer, track, cross country and Scholastic Bowl. In addition to all that, they were also managers of this team.
What is bowling?
Located a stone's throw from Philadelphia, this town is considered the restaurant capital of the world.
What is Media?
Go Bills! This football enthusiast is Becky's ex-freshman year roommate. First and last name please.
Who is Bella Gambino?
Sorry kids. If your dad isn't as cool as ours, you might hear this yell as you bike past a certain sweet stand on the Boardwalk.
What is NO MONKEY BREAD?!
What is Aruba?
Our only college athlete, Mel had private agility lessons with this man, whose training facility was located in the same strip mall as Moondance Diner.
Who is Barum?
Lady Gaga loves her Little Monsters and so did Kristen. Her favorite stuffed monster went by the name of ___
Who is Pinky?
Faster than a speeding bullet, it's not Superman! It's Kristen's high school boyfriend.
Who is Tom Laser?
What is suicide carriage of death?
He's a poet, he's a sailor, he's the deckhand on our catamaran in Greece.
Who is George?
Fore! Watch out, this is the number you would need to beat Becky's women's course record at Tee Time.
What is 28? (29 is her score)
This Bulgarian superstar is best known for being a singer and going viral on Tiktok. Oh wait, that was Dad!
Who is Milko?
Taylor Troy, super star. She's inspired countless songs, but so has her high school boyfriend. **He's the ....**
Who is the "Mohl Man"?
There's nothing better than an open bar or in Dad's words...
What is free hooch?
This European country saw both Jenny break her foot and Eric lose his laptop in a bar. At least they didn't miss the boat!
What is Croatia?
This is the mascot of Ocean City High School, where Libby lead the varsity tennis team as captain.
Who are the Red Raiders?
Forget about the Hulk, don't make Libby angry. She may take off this, pee into it and chuck it at your head.
What is a witch's hat?
Libby is engaged to Harry Lax aka Harry Pfeifle, but she dated another sporty fellow in Danny Football, aka Danny ___
Who is Danny Tarsitano?
He's the popcorn king! Popcorn fun for you he brings.
Who is Roasty Toasty?
Giddup pardner! This is the state where cowboys staged a daring rescue to return Becky's shoe after it flew off the wagon.
What is Texas?
This is the time that Kristen ran the New York Marathon is (but she could have ran faster if the course wasn't so crowded).
What is three hours and 45 minutes?
It's not an Elton John song, it's the name for a Trofa sister and her glum chums.
Who are Becky and the Mopes?