Is This a Play about Us?
This is Marmite's biggest fear.
Literally everything.
This beloved Local's Only member sends a postcard whenever they travel.
Shannon
This was the theme of last year's New Years party.
Glitter and Gays
These are the US states where each person present is from.
Delaware,
Georgia,
Kentucky,
Massachusetts,
New Jersey,
New York
This is the royal star of Gunther's.
Soup Queen
Before the debut of Oliver's luscious mullet, this haircut themed day occurred weekly.
Buzz day!
This is the name of everyone's favorite weekly look at internet music, art, and visual culture, with nods to web history, online communities, old gaming, and retro tech.
Satelite Cult
These are the names of all the foster and almost foster dogs Lauren has had AND all of their former names.
Fig (formally Jet), Buckett (formally promise), Samba (formally Samba)
This gorgeous pup was once a model for a TikTok ad.
Bixby
If you ain't got _____, you ain't _____!
If you ain't got haters, you ain't poppin'!
She famously broke her nose falling down the stairs on her 30th birthday, but Taryn also broke this bone during Roller Derby practice in 2019.
Her ankle
This is Marmite's full government name
Marmite Neosporin Princess Nokia Callahan
In order of importance, this is what we will never forget on 9/11
Croix's Bday
The attack on the Twin Towers :/
This stoic beauty resides in the backyard of 1B
Dianne
This is the name of Alex's (former) barber shop
The Stepping Razor
In Friends, Monica's biggest pet peeve is "animals dressed as humans". With that in mind, this oddball community is fiercely defended by Croix
The Furries
This is Tim's drag name.
Reign Surreal, your alien queen supreme!
January 6, 2022
This is where Lauren went for therapeutic services after her parents got divorced.
Rainbows
These are 4 bars you can walk to in less than 7 minutes from 101 Troutman Street.
Keybar, Birdy's, Happyfun, Fine Time
This is the name of the groupchat that Locals Only replaced.
Breaking Bushwick News
(also accepted: Bushwick Baddies)
According to local police and Shannon, this is a great place to either get MURDERED or get LAID.
The Denizen
Cuomo Sandwich
Name five immediate family members of anyone(s) here other than yourself (pets dont count)
Idk, you tell me
Take your pup here and you might just see a local internet celebrity
(also accept Green Noll Park)