Trump facts
This country sent Trump a beautiful letter for his birthday
North Korea
Looking directly at this, as Trump did, can cause blindness
Pocahontas
Elizabeth Warren
Trump described this US territory as an island surrounded by water, big water, ocean water
Puerto Rico
True or False
The U.S cannot allow Ebola infected people back. People that go to far away places to help out are great, but must suffer the consequences
Sadly but not surprisingly true :(
This country is going to pay for the beautiful wall
Mexico
The noise from these structures causes cancer
Wind turbines (windmill is acceptable)
Eva Peron
AOC
Trump set shot these into a crowd of Hurricane Maria survivors
Paper Towels (beautiful form)
True or False
"I don't like the Green New Deal! It's a bad plan and not a good color for our planet"
False (but he definitely could've said it)
"Russia if you're listening please find the emails" from this person
Hillary Clinton
This diagnosis kept our intrepid leader from serving in the Vietnam war
Bone spurs (lucky for them because he "loves" war)
The Nutty Professor
Bernie Sanders
Trump once suggested dropping this into hurricanes to stop them from damaging the U.S
Nuclear bombs (smh)
True or False
"Look at my African American over here?
True
Trump asked this country to "do me a favor though" for dirt on "Sleepy" Joe Biden
Ukraine
I stated "it's an unbelievably complex subject. Nobody knew this would be so complex!"
Healthcare
The dumbest man on television
Don Lemon
Trump suggested using this method to prevent the spread of wildfires
Raking the forest
True or False
"My fingers are long and beautiful as it has been well documented are other parts of my body!"
True
How much was the "small" loan given to Trump from his father?
A measly 1 million
Apparently injecting this will not cure Co-vid 19
Disinfectants (who knew)
Mr. Magoo
Jeff Sessions (gotta give it to him...hilarious)
What state was added to Trump's baseless tweet that it was in the path of Hurricane Dorian
Alabama (Sharpiegate)
John McCain