Vespertine City
This story is about a woman having an identity crisis, as her peronality is as fractured as the city she's visiting.
Jet Lag
Let me Take you to my apartment, run my fingers through your hair. Didn't mean to give you a scare.
Love Me
Kevin
WHOOAAAAA
Ryan
Meat
Slim Jim
This character served as the main love interest for Meridian, as well as being a Rave Hostess.
Parallel
Bort's original "stage name"
Albinorap
Ming-Khoi
Kenny Woodruff
Two discontinued Red Bull flavors Bort desperately tried to buy online.
Kiwi Apple and Pomegranate
The story of a cat guy named Meridian, who gets involved with mysterious beings who maintain their small-scale universe with giant rave parties. At least the part that was released.
Lumens' Cove.
It must've dropped ten degrees. Musky flowers, trees, and bees. Spiders and moths, on my door. Fighters know what the night is for.
Night Air
The relation of trees and Asians could be described as such.
All Asians are trees, but not all trees are Asian.
A friend made in college.
Timmi
Ramen, Fruity Loops, Waffle, etc.
Scott's Pow-Wow Surprise
This character has appeared in every mainline story over the past decade.
Nyrn
In the context of the song, these are the two men vying for the Presbyterian Jew's love.
Has the soul of a conquistador.
David
Enjoys rock walls.
Jason
This cake has a gooey center.
Lava Cake
This one actually features humans, and will hopefully not suffer from the sunk-cost fallacy.
Rottor Torrot
Considered Bort's best song.
Flammable Substances.
Timmi Tran's real name.
Timothy Nguyen
Arguably my most religious friend.
Brendan
Best cut from the cow.
Tenderloin