Lumps Of Coal
This running back probably shouldn’t be compared to coal since coal can actually be useful. This AFC West RB was a bust and then some averaging just 9.8 PPG.
Clyde Edwards-Helaire
This rookie RB had fantasy owners shouting out with glee as he was the RB#7 through the first 7 weeks of this season.
Breece Hall
This team has been stuffing opposing running backs like holiday birds surrendering the fewest rushing yards per game at just 74.7. Nearly 50 yards fewer than 2nd best.
The 49ers
This star Receiver is currently atop the position with 327 PPR fantasy points.
Justin Jefferson
Finish this lyric “I said, I'm dreaming of a white Christmas with
every Christmas card I write
This Running Back is on everyone’s Naughty list as he’s currently averaging 10 fewer fantasy points per game than he finished with last season. 13.3 this season vs 23.7 last year.
Jonathan Taylor
This second year bruising back looks to have a merry and bright future and is presently in the RB#8 spot in PPR formats after finishing 47th in his rookie campaign.
Rhamondre Stevenson
This star AFC West player led the NFL in forced fumbles with 7 last season.
Joey Bosa
This now retired running back was an Angel and a star for fantasy owners back in 2017 as he led the position in fantasy points.
Todd Gurley ll
This classic Christmas song contains these lyrics “And when those blue snowflakes start falling
That's when those blue memories start calling”
Blue Christmas
This WR finished 2021 as the WR#8 and is currently WR#29 without missing a single game this season. Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be his head isn’t screwed on just right. It could be, perhaps, that his cleats are too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all, may be that his Quarterback’s hands are two sizes too small.
Diontae Johnson
These three NFC North Pole players are currently in the top 10 in rushing yards.
Dalvin Cook, Justin Fields, Aaron Jones
This Jacksonville Jaguar has been stocking the competition and is currently leading the league in tackles with 156.
Foye Oluokun
This Tight End was often an Angel in the End Zone for fantasy owners last year as he led his position in fantasy points in 2021.
Mark Andrews
In this 1960 Christmas classic The Italian Christmas Donkey goes by this name.
Dominick the Donkey
This QB averaged 22.75 fantasy points a game in 2021 finishing as the QB#3 and is currently as cold as Jack Frost himself averaging 15.88 PPG which lands him at QB#15.
Tom Brady
This Running Back came out of nowhere like a saber jet and is currently the RB#14 in PPR fantasy points. His highest finish was RB#32 back in 2017 as a rookie.
Jamaal Williams
Micah Parsons and this rival of his on the Philadelphia Eagles have been regularly stuffing opposing QBs and are fourth and 5th in sacks this season.
Haason Reddick
This star was atop the WR tree in 2020 and finished 2nd in fantasy points at the position last year. He’s currently 4th this season.
Davante Adams
Fill in the lyrics “Rockin' around the Christmas tree
Let the Christmas spirit ring
Later we'll have some _______ ___
And we'll do some caroling”
pumpkin pie
This guy shouldn’t even get coal! He finished as a top 10 fantasy receiver in PPR formats last season and is currently WR#115. Sure he’s only played 7 games but he averaged just 5.8 fantasy PPG in those contests. Bah humbug!
Hunter Renfrow
Since 2016 this running back has been whizzin’ like shootin’ star leading the NFL in that span with 8,160 rushing yards.
Ezekiel Elliott
This tackling machine who called it a career after 2013 is 2nd in NFL history behind only Ray Lewis with 1,384 tackles.
London Fletcher
This Quarterback was atop the tree at his position in 2019 averaging a whopping 28.11 fantasy PPG and led the league in touchdown passes despite missing a game.
Lamar Jackson
This 1984 Christmas song had for many years held the record as the highest-selling single never to top the charts by the Official Charts Company (OCC) with 1.9 million copies sold (not including streams). This record is now held by "Moves like Jagger" by Maroon 5
Last Christmas by Wham!