This staff member:
- hopes to be a travel journalist in five years
- Almost went to the University of Vermont
- Loves cottage cheese
Who is Bayleh?
This staff member:
- Thinks Oregon is the best state
- Is missing part of their finger
- Eats tomatoes like apples
Who is Kajsa?
This staff member:
- In five years sees themself as a barista
- Thinks seafood is the same as eating bugs
- Celeb crush is Q from Impractical Jokers
Who is Claire?
This staff member:
- Has been featured in a NYT article
- Theme song is Girls by the Dare
- Fave reality TV show is The Mole
Who is Lyndsey?
This staff member:
- Thinks the best state is Tennessee or Massachusetts
- Played every minute of a game in a churchball league due to the best player getting grounded
- Puts ketchup and pineapple on pizza
Who is Jadon?
This staff member:
- Would live in Galway, Ireland
- Played tennis for 13 years
- Thinks that if you don't like cheese you need to "grow up"
Who is McCaillaigh?
(lactose intolerant people exist MCCAILLAIGH)
This staff member:
- Thinks Jersey bagels are overrated
- Celeb crush is Emma Watson
- Theme song is Dream On by Aerosmith
Who is Colin?
This staff member:
- Birth certificate says 'natural birth abroad'
- Theme song is Suit and Tie by Justin Timberlake
- Sees themselves in law school
Who is Evelyn?
This staff member:
- Doesn't have a favorite US State
- Speaks German fluently
- Other newsroom position would be Staff Photographer
Who is Valeria?
This staff member:
- Has a hand crocheted Bernie Sanders (mittens and all)
- Celeb crush is Zendaya
- Would live in Amsterdam, Toronto, or Vienna
Who is Allison?
This staff member
- Loves the show Jersey Shore
- Has a bar coaster collection
- Thinks mayo goes well on a meatball sub
Who is Pablo?
This staff member:
- Thinks Arizona is the best state
- Wants to live in London
- Has been to four continents
Who is Rai?
This staff member:
- Loves Rupaul's Drag Race
- Celeb crush is Anna Kendrick
- In five years would like to be working in a museum
Who is Bella?
This staff member:
- Memorized a chant to summon Yog-sothoth at 14
- Almost went to Penn State
- Michael Horse is their celeb crush
Who is Sidney?
This staff member:
- Has had both of their parents as their teacher
- Celeb crush is John Krasinski w/ beard
- Thinks Connecticut is the best state
Who is Jack?
This staff member:
- Thinks gruel is the best food group
- Has two extra wisdom teeth
- Celeb crush is Emily Prentiss
Who is Anna?
This staff member:
- Theme song is the Subway Surfers game sound
- Hates pizza sauce on pizza
- Would live in Japan
Who is Nurbanu?
This staff member:
- Almost went to Roosevelt University
- Celeb crush is Sadie Sink
- Thinks avocado on spaghetti is better than parmesan
Who is Oliver? (YAAAASSS PUBLIC ENGAGEMENT SLAAAAAY)
This staff member:
- Theme song is Wii background music
- Other newsroom position would be Podcast Editor
- Has a birthmark in their eye
Who is Julia?
This staff member:
- Other newsroom position would be Photo Editor
- Thinks peanut butter is overrated
- Thinks Pennsylvania is the best state
Who is Jaison?
This staff member:
- Celeb crush is Lorde
- Thinks North Carolina is the best state
- In five years sees themselves working at Capitol Hill
Who is Samuel?
This staff member:
- Hates pasta
- Fave reality show is Love Island UK
- Theme song is Sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel
Who is Ava?
This staff member:
- Almost went to West Virginia University
- Loves Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
- Other newsroom position would be Features
Who is Ryan?
This staff member:
- Would live in Ireland
- Has been to ten different countries
- Fave reality show is Love Island
Who is Sienna?
This staff member:
- Has a pizza steel
- In five years sees themselves running a business
- Almost went to Penn
Who is Noel "Bowl" Chacko?