Famous Fathers
Father of our country
George Washington
Colloquial for cool AND another word for father
Rad and Dad
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it
Classic part of their humor usually with a corny punchline
Dad joke
I got to the hotel, and this person greeted me to take my bags
Bellhop
King of Pride Rock and father to Simba
Mufasa
A dollar and a classic way fathers like to cook
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
This is their body type as they age
Dad bod
I got off the plane and went here to get my luggage
Baggage claim
A Bikini Bottom small business owner and father to a whale
Eugene Krabs
A descriptor of a harsh sound AND a common tool
Shrill and Drill
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they’d crack each other up
Music for middle aged fathers, like AC/DC or Creed
Dad rock
I got to the restaurant and this person greeted me and got some menus
Hostess
He famously revealed his fatherly identity to his son in Cloud City
Darth Vader
Where father sleeps before bed AND what a kangaroo has
Couch and Pouch
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
Because there might be a hole in one
Role model, usually for kids
Father figure
I got to the venue and this person asked for my keys
Valet
Father to DJ, Stephanie, and Michelle on this sitcom
Danny Tanner
What you must follow or you’ll appear before him, and a shark movie
Laws and Jaws
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta
A taunting or humorous phrase implying dominance, in the form of a question
Who’s your daddy?
I got to Port Authority heading to the Mets game, and hopped on this to complete the journey
Subway