This item does not belong on a pizza:
A) crust
B) normal pizza toppings
C) Pineapple :(
Pineapple :(((((
We're leaving together, but still, it's farewell. And maybe we'll come back. To earth? Who can tell?
Graduation, probably not. Then what?
"The Final Countdown"
Which mountain is our school closest to?
A) Oak Mountain
B) Mt. Kilimanjaro
C) New Hope Mountain
New Hope Mountain
If Tyler could be a farm animal he would be:
A) a chicken
B) a cow
C) an Australian shepherd bred for herding sheep, roaming, and literally just living life
a cow
I have how many pets:
A) 17
B) 1 3/4
C) -8726
1 3/4
Typically a food I consume on a TUESDAY (literally a timeless classic)
Taco
"I thought you should know"... well actually I kinda forgot. Wait, I'm losing my voi....
Who?
Morgan Wallen
A fast-paced, action-packed, blast-from-the-past movie from our childhoods that will forever be an all-time classic. One thing, however, I don't remember ever seeing anyone in it. Huh?
Cars (its called "cars", not "people" for a reason)
Tragically, Tyler is deathly allergic to one of these horrible and very deadly objects (OMG I hope he's ok):
A) Pecan Pie
B) Swords
C) Children
Pecan pie :( (HOWEVER children are not far behind)
What is my favorite fresh baked muffin? Like Ma 'n Pa shop that just opened for the day and you can smell them down the street typa muffin.
A) Blueberry
B) Banana Nut
C) All of them because they're so good I have to mix them up and can't pick(except banana nut because it gives me anaphylaxis)
Blueberry
A pound of this, and a pound of that. The only pounds you gain from this English delicacy are probably pounds of fat.
Pound Cake
I wonder what's been BLOWING up on my Instagram feed lately...*side eye for the posts at this point
Taylor Swift
Well, Christmas is coming soon and we need to plan a trip. France? New York? Wherever we go, hopefully, we packed everything...
Full name and Movie por favor.
Kevin McCallister and the Home Alone Series
How many states made up the 13 colonies?
None, they were colonies.
I am full of holes, but as strong as steel. What am I?
A chain
Containing no rodents, this dish still has a tale.
Ratatouille
"If my rhyme was a drug ____________________"
Finish this intellectual quote of music history.
I'd sell it by the gram
This common road-trip pastime involves looking at people's personal information and finding out where they are from.
The License Plate Game
As a kid you play many sports, some more odd than others. What odd sports did I play as a kid?
A) None because Tyler isn't odd and he's too cool
B) Equestrian
C) Hockey
Hockey :O
"Be yourself and people will like you" is from what award-winning, best-selling, all-time classic of a novel?
Diary of A Wimpy Kid
From my dark home of rest, I am called. I am consumed in all seasons, Spring, Summer, Winter, and Fall. Paired with dawn you will often see me. I come in a seemingly infinite variety. But hurry, I should be consumed with some haste. For if you wait, I shall soon go to waste.
Cereal
Sing "Talking to the Moon" by Bruno Mars in a British accent. (1/2 points if you need the lyrics, but a bonus will be thrown in for how well you sell the performance)
I hope this is funny pls pls pls don't ruin me
My favorite state to travel to is one with adventures and more. With lakes, mountains, and sand dunes galore, there is an obvious reason why this state I adore. With places like Holland, Cheboygan, and Sault Ste. Marie, I wish you could come to this state with me.
Michigan (this should be a gimme like...)
I have a shiny syndrome, however, I don't know its worth. How peculiar, do you think it has to do with my lefthandedness? The web I will surely surf.
What could this "illness" be called?
Silver-Surfer Syndrome
Why is four sometimes half of five?
The Roman Numerals "IV" are only 2 of the 4 letters it takes to spell F-I-V-E.