Haiku
UCMB Mishaps
Campus Locations
Ships
B Shows
100
Woodwind instrument Makes people look like ducks And sound like one too
What is a clarinet?
100
This large sheet of asphalt where the band practices is actually located above a leaching field.
What is the band field?
100
These current members of the clarinet section can be found roaming the isles of Ikea together during a snowstorm.
Who are Evan and Julia?
100
The Brazil Show featured this chant instead of a Portuguese chant because none of us could speak that language.
What is "Brazil, World Cup, Ole, Ola"?
200
Three fingers left hand Always clean, never dirty Clarinets suffer
The UCMB marching uniform.
200
Traveling to a performance became tricky when the buses did not all show up. When other buses arrived later, band members were convinced that they came from this location.
What is a prison?
200
This dining hall is usually swamped around 6:00 after rehearsal until people learn to avoid its location midway through the semester.
What is Towers Dining hall?
200
The members of this "bromance" can often be found laughing at Tim's expense.
Who are Marvin and Dr. Mills?
200
This B Show was performed twice in fact, once during the "Celebrate" year and again during the "Rockquium" year.
What is "Magical Mystery Tour"/The Beetles?
300
After a long break It has returned from the war Talking from the Neck
What is "Old Friend"?
300
During a performance in Cheshire Connecticut, Frank Pappalardo mispronounced the name of this popular music group as this.
What is "Daft Funk"?
300
This building features a sculpture within a circle that many people are convinced looks like a gluteus maximus.
What is the Music Building/Fine Arts Complex?
300
This ship located near a magnificent rock is a reconstructed version of a ship that sailed across the Atlantic in 1620.
What is Mayflower II?
300
This B Show "Car Wash" was performed because Dr. Mills insisted that the show would do this.
What is "Go Viral"?
400
Standing tall and proud It shall reside there one day When we get funding
What is The Tower?
400
This day referring to an event caused by Dr. Mills is also shares the same name as another pivotal day in world history.
What is "D-Day"?
400
This is the starting location for a yearly local parade that is located near campus.
What is the Post Office?
400
An interesting dream featured the band on a ship which the members soon disappeared and were later found being restrained to walls of a cavern by these devices.
What are shackles?
400
These artists were featured in a show which was performed in khakis and blues because our uniforms had not arrived yet.
Who are James Brown and Aretha Franklin?
500
Line is super long Is it worth the gruesome wait? We may never know
What is Stir Fry Bar?
500
This song is always incorrectly sang by the UCMB, so much that most members do not even know they are singing it wrong.
What is the fight song?
500
The UCMB used to warm up in a field before football games when they were on campus until the football field was moved to East Hartford and then this building was built in its place.
What is the UConn School of Business?
500
This ship featured a former drum major and a former section leader which often showcased the section leader teasing the to-be drum major.
What is "Shyamantha"
500
These two songs were used during the Breast Cancer awareness B shows during the past two years.
What are "Don't Stop Believing" and "You're the Inspiration"?
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