Greenwich
/ˈɡrɛnɪtʃ/
MP
This dessert is commonly paired with jam, cream, and tea. No one can agree on how to pronounce it.
What is a scone?
This ocean current makes the Southern coast of the UK warmer than the rest of the country.
What is the gulf stream?
What is drunk?
Birmingham
/ˈbɜːmɪŋəm/
NHS
What is the National Health Service?
This "cheeky" restaurant originally started in South Africa and serves Portuguese-style chicken. Naturally, its largest market is the UK.
What is Nando's?
These islands in the far North of the UK are on the same latitude as Oslo and are known for their sheepdogs.
What are the Shetland islands?
Depending on the context, it's either a good look at something or a piece of political deception.
What is a proper gander / propaganda?
Slough
/slaʊ/
Ofcom (technically just an abbreviation, not an acronym)
What is the Office of Communications?
This bakery chain is famous for its sausage rolls, a dish so incredible that it inspired 5 consecutive Christmas #1s.
What is Gregg's?
The UK fought a war over these islands in the 80s, and for only a couple thousand people who lived there.
What are the Falkland Islands?
It's a bad excuse you make when you've got to leave, usually when you don't want to say why.
What is "see a man about a dog"?
Leicester
/ˈlɛstər/
What is the Scottish National Party?
The "bangers" in "bangers and mash" is this.
What is a sausage?
This port in the far Southwest of England is known for its pirates of Gilbert and Sullivan fame.
What is Penzance?
What is nothing and something?
Frome
/ˈfruːm/
BAME
What is black, Asian, & minority ethnic?
What is Toad in the Hole?
These islands share their name with a popular food, but you won't find anyone eating here, as they are totally uninhabited.
What are the (South) Sandwich Islands?
If you're this, it means you've got no money.
What is skint?