The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
What goes through cities and towns, but never moves?
A road.
I'm odd, but take away one letter and I become even. What am I?
The number seven.
What goes up but never comes back down?
Your age.
Sam's parents have three kids. Their names are Huey, Dewey, and?
Sam!
What gets bigger when more is taken away?
A hole.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Your right elbow.
What breaks yet never falls, and what falls yet never breaks?
Day and night
You're running a race and, just before the finish line, you pass the person in second place. In what place did you finish the race?
Second place.
What five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
What has many keys but can't open a single lock?
A piano.
What's the only thing you can put in a bucket and make it lighter?
A hole.
What runs all around a backyard but never moves?
A fence.
What can you catch, but can't throw?
A cold.
What is always in front of you but can never be seen?
Where does today come before yesterday?
The dictionary.
I have keys, but no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter, but you can't leave. What am I?
A keyboard.
What breaks as soon as you say its name?
Silence.
What has 13 hearts, but no lungs, feet or bellybuttons?
A deck of cards.
What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has thousands of letters?
People make me, keep me, change me, and raise me, even though I can be very dirty. What am I?
Money!
If you've got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven't kept me. What am I?
A secret.
You are a bus driver. The bus begins with no passengers in it. At the first stop, 20 passengers get on. At the second stop, half the passengers get off. At the last stop, five passengers get on and three get off. what is the color of the bus driver's eyes?
The same as yours-you are the bus driver!
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps?
A river.
Two mothers and two daughters are riding in a car, yet there are only three people here. How?
They are a grandmother, a mother and a daughter.