Putting the pop in pop culture
This father reveals his identity to his son with the line, "I am your father."
Anakin Skywalker
This wrapping technique makes a baby feel secure and mimics the womb.
Swaddle
A stereotypical dad will spend the majority of his time at home here
On the couch
The number of weeks for an average human pregnancy
40 weeks
A mom takes 45 minutes longer shopping at this store than necessary.
Target
This sitcom dad works as a high school chemistry teacher turned drug kingpin to earn money for his family
The assumption that a baby is tired because you've ruled out these two other causes of crying
Hungry, dirty diaper
During this hobby, dads frequently affirm, “I don’t need the instructions.”
What is building/assembling things
The most common first word for a baby
Dada
A mom will request a large quantity of these during any significant activity
Pictures
This superhero dad of three kids possesses super strength
Bob Parr (Mr. Incredible)
This type of sound mimics what a baby heard inside the womb and helps calm them.
White noise
Dads often receive complaints for wearing these two pieces of apparel together
Socks and sandals
The age at which babies can begin eating solid food
6 months
This Utah drink chain is a must-stop for a Utah Mom
Swig, Sodalicious
This TV dad is known for his catchphrase “D’oh!” and his love of donuts.
Homer Simpson
This term refers to the act of relieving an infant from gas pains
Winding the baby
This two-word phrase is a dad’s go-to medical opinion for 90% of childhood injuries.
You're fine
The number of hours each day that a newborn baby sleeps
A mom will use this excuse to justify cleaning every ounce of the house, including private rooms
We have company coming over
This animated Australian dad seems to have an endless amount of energy to play with his kids.
Bandit Heeler (Bluey)
These are the five S' for calming a fussy baby.
Swaddle, side or stomach position, shush, swing, and suck?
Dads often defend this home device as if their 401K depends on it
The thermostat
The average weight of a newborn baby
7 pounds and 5 ounces
This mom superpower kicks in right after someone says, “I already looked.”
Finding things