I'm Just Going to Say It...
A person has a very large TV in a very small home.
What is can they really afford that?
A famous finger biter.
Who is Charlie?
No, I would never talk about our relationship at work.
What is what I'll tell you before I tell everyone at work?
Only one of your macros is essential.
What is Protein?
Don't worry about me, I'll be brooding in the driver's seat.
What is I didn't want to take you but my boss made me.
Joe is really the only person I trust in the media.
What is what someone says after you get in to their car and they are listening to the Joe Rogan Experience?
You can pretty much sum up anything with it.
What is a meme?
I just don't want to lose all my gains.
What is the reason I choose the gym over dinner at your mom's house?
I think he is probably out there. We just aren't looking in the right places.
Who is Bigfoot?
I just make a joke about everything.
What is I desperately need everyone to like me.
What is said whenever anyone but me gets a promotion?
Did they really deserve that?
Famous for winning the 2001 NBA MVP and having a famous rant about practice.
Who is Allen Iverson?
They are practical and I appreciate the craftsmanship.
What is the reason I have more guns then you have shoes?
I don't know about this global warming thing.
I really appreciate Stocism.
What is I've learned to be disconnected in order to process my life.
I don't know that it is true, but it makes sense given the state of the world and our leaders.
What is Lizard people secretly run the planet?
What is everything?
I love this truck almost as much as I love my Mustang!
What is the reason I have to prioritize working overtime over seeing you?
What you don't know can't hurt you.
What is the reason not to go to the doctor?
I just like different types of music.
What is the reason I give to use my music to demonstrate how I am feeling in the moment?
Back in my day, we played outside with our friends.
What is the reason kids are so messed up these days?
The front page of the internet.
What is Reddit?
I love your program, historically they have had great staff!
What is I've dated many of your colleagues.
If you really think about it, it is statistically more likely to be happening then not.
What is the simulation theory?
How I respond to all your texts.
What is the like emoji?