Living It Up
Cans of this are everywhere.
What is High Noon / Truly?
“I only drink two things: ______”
What is "wuter and booz?"
“Ang, I don’t see you walking like a champion.”
What is a tampon?
According to Uncle Pete, when is the best time to show up to a party?
If you ever hang out with Uncle Pete, listen for this “family-friendly” joke:
Uncle Pete once brought up this upstate NY town as a potential future gathering location.
What is Cooperstown?
This is how Uncle Pete gets through the next day.
What is ibproufen?
Uncle Pete’s grand plan when we all gathered in the summer of 2020 in PA. Sadly the plan never made it out of his head. He tells Grandpa:
What is "I want to play volleyball at night?"
If he could, Uncle Pete would ban this common practice that apparently we go through every year.
What are awkward hugs?
The adults ordered this at Hotel Hershey.
What is a chocolate martini?
Grandpa pulls Uncle Pete aside and says this:
In an alternate world, Uncle Pete is single and has time for this profession. Talking to the regulars, watching games when there's time, staying up late.
What is bartending?
Apparently they shake the house.
What are Uncle Pete's speakers?
Uncle Pete says this is the real reason he cooks during family gatherings:
What is "so people put up with my drinking?"
When they get to one of these, he will not drive any further.
What is a bridge?