History
This is why the pyramids are in Egypt.
What is because they were too heavy to take to a British museum?
The PETA-approved idiom that replaces "kill two birds with one stone."
What is "feed two birds with one scone?"
How God cured Moses's headache.
What is He gave him two tablets?
This is why 6 is afraid of 7.
HAHAHA 6 7!!!!
In this movie, a rich puppet is visited by ghosts and learns a valuable lesson about selflessness.
What is The Muppet Christmas Carol?
Adolf Hitler's favorite dice game.
What is Nahtzee?
This word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it.
What is short?
This is why Ruth didn't like Joshua.
What is because Joshua Judges Ruth?
Michael Jackson's pronouns.
What is he/he?
I guess it's just a pirate movie, I don't really know much about it.
What is Pirates of the Caribbean?
This happened on June 3rd, 1989 in Tiananmen Square.
What is nothing?
The fastest way to reduce your BMI.
What is cutting off your leg?
The type of car the apostles drove.
What is a Honda? (They were all in one accord)
This is the reason Santa Clause checks his list twice.
What is to see where all the naughty girls live?
This movie is about a dude who doesn't know English and has never interacted with another human but still manages to rizz up the girl.
What is Tarzan?
The organization of Mexicans who hate black people.
What is the Que Que Que?
This old adage always proves that you're an innocent man in court.
What is "You are what you eat?"
This is why Noah didn't go fishing while on the ark.
What is because he only had two worms?
This classic meme involves a U.S. president appearing as a three-dimensional shape with a polygonal base and triangular faces.
What is Obama Prism?
This movie is about a bunch of bratty kids in a cave and they meet like a big dude who helps them or something.
What is The Goonies?
This is why seals are considered one of the most dangerous animals.
What is because a group of them killed Osama bin Laden?
"I've won, but at what cost?"
What did Helen Keller say after winning an auction?
This is when the first tennis match occurred according to the Bible.
What is when Joseph served in Pharaoh's court?
"I'm fighting Tooth and Nail over here!"
What did I say while getting jumped by two non-binary people?
No one would shut up about this movie in 2019 but it at least gave us some funny memes.
What is Avengers: Endgame?