Dad Jokes
To get to the other side
What is "Why did the Chicken cross the road?"
We are made in the image of God
What is the reason life has value?
The power of God to salvation
What is the Gospel?
Someone who believes God definitely does not exist
What is an atheist?
Everyone loses
When anyone gets upset
Tooth Hurt-y
When should you go to the dentist?
1,1,2,3,5,6,13,21,34,55,89,
144,233,377,610 and so on
What is the Fibonacci Sequence?
Paul
Who wrote Romans?
To think we cannot know or it's really unlikely God exists
What is an agnostic?
What do you mean by that?
What is the first question to ask someone who makes a statement?
Put a little Boogie in it
How do you make a kleenex dance?
Stretched out it's about 6 feet long
What is your DNA?
Who should we weep with?
Those who weep.
God created everything and rules over it
What does a Christian believe?
Their pain
What should you care about in addition to their thoughts?
A stick
What is brown and sticky?
It is true.
The best reason to be a Christian
Has God rejected His people?
May it never be?
Everything is just ruled by natural law
What does a naturalist believe?
If you can back it up
This is the only time you should make statements
Because they're extinct.
Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?
The parable Jesus told about non-Christians looking like Christians
What is the Wheat and Tares?
predestined to be conformed to his image
Who is Jesus?
God created everything but abandoned it
What does a deist believe?
10 seconds
About how long you have to respond in a conversation without it being awkward